"Who Spilled the Sugar?!"
Strange Doings in the Night

LYRICS:

Baby, I’m the wrong kind of weird
Pockets all empty, not society queer
You're better off now than you were last year
Writing songs you wouldn’t want your mama to hear

Baby, I’m a sick kind of strange
Bad sense of humor and a little deranged
More than a little, but a little is a lot
Stole the cookie from the jar, but I wish I’d got caught

Who spilled the sugar?
Who spilled the sugar?
Who spilled the sugar, the sugar?
We got our bags packed and we’re going to Hell

Baby, I’m the best kind of wrong
Look at all the backpackers singing along
I got a new sound, so I needed new fans
Stole the money from the backseat and got a new band

Was it him, was it her, was it you, was it ze?
Who spilled the sugar all over me?
Was it Bob, was it Rory,
Was it Beth, was it Ben? 
Who spilled the sugar? Turn yourselves in!